A's Messages By the Numbers
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Season 1
Episode 1: Pilot
Sent to Aria:
Aria: Maybe he fools around with students all the time. A lot of teachers do. Just ask your dad. -A
Sent to Spencer:
Poor Spencer. Always wants Melissa's boyfriends. But remember, if you kiss I tell . -A
Sent to Hanna:
Be careful, Hanna. I hear prison food makes you fat. -A
Sent to Emily:
Hey Em! I've been replaced, you've found another friend to kiss! -A
Sent to all four girls:
I'm still here bitches and I know everything. -A
Episode 2: The Jenna Thing
Sent to Aria (also for Spencer, Emily and Hanna):
Dead girls walking. -A
Sent to Aria:
When students kiss teachers, someone gets HURT. That's a promise I'll keep... -A
Sent to Emily:
Did you get a goodnight kiss? Here's one from me. xo... -A
Sent to all four girls:
If only she could see how guilty you look... -A
Episode 3: To Kill a Mocking Girl
Sent to Hanna:
Heads up, hon. Hefty Hanna never gets the guy -A
Sent to all four girls:
Heads up, BFFs. It's open season on liars and I'm hunting... -A
Episode 4: Can You Hear Me Now?
Sent to Hanna:
I Don't Need You Anymore. (song dedication on radio)
Sent to all four girls:
Ding dong the bitch is dead - scrunched piece of paper that blows towards them
Sent to Spencer (also for Aria, Emily and Hanna):
It won't be that easy, bitches -A
Sent to Ella:
Informing her about her husbands infidelity.
Episode 5: Reality Bites Me
Sent to Aria:
Lucky you, Aria! Other girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher... -A
Sent to Hanna:
Now I know TWO secrets. Hanna got dissed... and Emily got KISSED! -A
Sent to Hanna (also for Aria, Spencer and Emily):
Ever wonder what's going on when your back is turned? -A
Episode 6: There's No Place Like Homecoming
Sent to Spencer:
Kiss bye bye to your B.F.F.
Sent to all four girls:
Lions and tigers and bitches oh my! There’s no place like Homecoming. See you there, -A
Episode 7: The Homecoming Hangover
Sent to Emily (also for Spencer and Hanna):
Thanks for getting Toby out of my way. --A
Episode 8: Please Do Talk About Me When I'm Gone
Sent to Spencer:
Do it right. I'll be watching. Just like Tom Sawyer. --A
Episode 9: The Perfect Storm
Sent to Emily:
There’s only so much you can bury, Emily. You’re not done with me yet. --A
Hey Em -- You weren’t the only one with Great Expectations. Check it out. xoxo --A
Sent to Spencer (also for Aria and Hanna)
Define “desertion.” Seems like you’re about to lose Emily. Who’s next? --A
Episode 10: Keep Your Friends Close
Sent to Aria:
Read page 22 -A
Sent to Aria (also for Spencer and Emily)
You found my bracelet. Now come find me. Good luck bitches. -A
She knew too much --A
Sent to Spencer (also for Aria and Emily)
You're in the dark as Jenna. Looking for me in all the wrong places. -A
Sent to all four girls:
Camp Mona is a scavenger hunt. And I'm the prize. Come and find me bitches. --A
Sent to Mona
Unknown (Just about Hanna getting lipo) -A
Episode 11: Moments Later
Sent to Hanna
Sorry about me losing my temper. My bad love, -A
Episode 12: Salt Meets Wound
Sent to Spencer
Point, set, match! -xo A
Sent to Hanna
Like Mommy, like daughter. Can you run from the law on those legs? --A
You'll get your $$$ back. If you do what I say. Sweet dreams, -A
Episode 13: Know Your Frenemies
Sent to Aria (also for Spencer, Emily and Hanna)
Don't say I never gave you anything. Turn on your computer. -A
Sent to Spencer
Married for love or an Alibi? -A
Sent to Hanna
Go to 21 Main St. Ask for Hefty Hanna's order. -A
Want the Money? Sit there and eat every one. --A
You know how to get rid of it. --A
Oink oink. -A
Sent to all four girls
A is for Alison not Amateur.
Episode 14: Careful What U Wish 4
Sent to Spencer (Also for Hanna)
Watch your backs. I didn't. -A
Sent to Hanna
Wanna keep Mommy out of prison? I've got a job for you. --A
Job description: Heartbreaker. $200 for each dance with Lucas. --A
Want a raise? $500 for every dance with Lucas. --A
You have Lucas' heart. Now rip it out. Last dance $1000. --A
Episode 15: If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again
Sent to Hanna
Wanna help Mama get $$$? Show Aria's mom what her kid's been hiding. -A
Episode 16: Je Suis une Amie
Sent to Aria:
Almost got you busted. Wanna know how? Ask Hanna! --A
Sent to Hanna:
Caleb's quiet, but how R U gonna shut ME up? --A
Episode 17: The New Normal
Sent to Spencer
Jenna is gonna be soooo pissed. --A
Episode 18: The Badass Seed
Sent to all four girls:
"Rat" me out, your blood's next. --A
Episode 19 : A Person of Interest
Sent to Aria, Emily and Hanna
Breaking news Spencer Hastings is now a person of interest in my death -A
Sent to Spencer and Toby
You're getting colder. -A
Episode 20: Someone to Watch Over Me
Sent to Hanna
Dear Hanna, try putting it back together. Kisses! -A
Episode 21: Monsters in the End
Sent to Spencer:
Having any fun yet?
Shut up, or I'll shut you up. -A
Sent to Emily:
Poor Em, You definitely have a type: Love me, lie for me. -A.
Episode 22: For Whom the Bell Tolls
Sent to Aria (also for Emily and Hanna):
Buckle up Bitches, nothing is as it seems. --A
Sent to all four girls:
It's not over until I say it is. Sleep tight while you still can, bitches. -A
Season 2
Episode 1: It's Alive
Sent to Aria:
Look Familiar? What's Missing? --A
Sent to all four girls:
I spy a liar. -A
Episode 2: The Goodbye Look
Sent to all four girls:
Look at you, all alone in a crowd. I win! Xoxo -A
Episode 3: My Name Is Trouble
Sent to Emily:
You can't play cat and mouse if the mouse moves to Texas. I need you here, Em. Congrats! -A
Episode 4: Blind Dates
Sent to Emily:
So happy to have you on our A-Team!
Sent to all four girls:
Just my luck, diamonds are a girls best friend. -A
Sent to Dr. Sullivan:
Nosey bitches die
Episode 5: The Devil You Know
Sent to Spencer:
Would mommy hug a thief? Tell the truth Spence, or you'll get that ring when you least expect it. -A
Sent to Emily:
Hey, Em. Is it just me? Or does that suicide note look familiar? -A
Sometimes the shortest distance from plot A to plot B is the long way around. -A
Episode 6: Never Letting Go
Sent to all four girls:
My dresses, my game, my rules -A
Episode 7: Surface Tension
Sent to Hanna and Emily (also for Aria and Spencer):
What fun two little liars under one roof. You're making it so easy -A
Episode 8: Save the Date
Sent to Emily:
Hey Em, Some Cream with your Coffee? -A
Episode 9: Picture This
Sent to Emily:
Reminder: I own you. -A
If Zoey leaves without your digits, your lab results go viral. -A
Tick-tock, Em. -A